I Don't BRAKE for Nuns!

“I DON’T BRAKE FOR NUNS!” is a hilarious narrative of Catholic School in the 1960s as seen through the eyes of a kid stuck right smack in the middle of a nun-run educational system.

There are millions of Americans who have been raised and educated through Catholic School. For every kid who ever felt the snap of a nun’s ruler or the sneaky, crisp slap of a shrouded sister, this book pays in recompense.

“I DON’T BRAKE FOR NUNS!” will bring tears of laughter to anyone who can empathize with children trying to survive the fanatical discipline of nuns.

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Author Rick Phillips takes you back to those days of "Duck and Cover" with the Nuns.

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The reader is allowed inside the mind of a kid as he grows through the grades, observing teachers’ behavior and the impact their actions have on him and other sensitive and impressionable children.

While witty and marvelously perspicuous throughout, the book is also poignant, and impels readers to be introspective, too. Most notably, the book is funny. Every student -- young or old -- can remember vividly the tyranny of the grade school classroom. Only a refuge of Catholic school, however, can extract so much humor out of such a restrictive and punitive experience.

“I DON’T BRAKE FOR NUNS!” is a serious, tongue-in-cheek, precise exaggeration that enables readers to put themselves back at their desk and relive for themselves their own school days. This book appeals to everyone who always wanted to go back to those days of yesteryear with an adult mind, and alter the course of classroom history.

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If YOU Survived Catholic School sometime in the 20th Century, you probably understand this book!

ABOUT THE AUTHOR OF "I DON'T BRAKE FOR NUNS!"

Rick Phillips has owned and operated Phillips & Associates/Census Builders since the days of typewriters. The company has provided full-service marketing for retirement communities, real estate developments and a variety of other businesses.

Phillips has extensive experience as a public relations expert, conducting PR and publishing for the City of North Miami Beach, and being account executive of a large PR firm serving large real estate developments in South Florida. Rick's been a lecturer on marketing, and has taught public relations to college students.

He has also been an award-winning sportswriter, and a weekly columnist while maintaining his marketing firm. He's authored several screenplays, and had been invited by William Morris Agency for representation while attending USC Cinema School.

Rick worked at both the Los Angeles Times and the Miami Herald while attending college. He graduated from the University of Miami with a B.A. in Creative Writing/Communications.